The Internet

The internet

Loved by teens, and hated by adults, where does Mav fit in? Well I’m glad you didn’t ask. I’m assuming you all just think I love the internet, which isn’t entirely true. I mean putting all of the great things aside, like internet stalkers, porno-viruses, and extreme lag, the internet does have a lot of flaws.

Ever get really hyped up, and “excited” and think to yourself, google you’re my new best friend? You then mash the link and get your free cheap b-movie porn- you know, the type of movie that relies on alliteration to make a clever title (Prissy’s Pussy or Sandy’s Sanctum). Well you’ll often find yourself researching he same things later, and you’ll notice every site you’ve visited is purple. Like honestly its as if your internet is tattling on you, HEY GUYS! LOOK MAV WAS LOOKING AT PORN!

It also likes to stab you in the back by giving you viruses from seemingly safe sites. I mean who would have guessed, a site as harmless as Leopets (a neopets rip off) would give you a virus in which ugly naked women pop up on your screen moaning and yelling while their fat Italian boy-toy plays with them.

The internet also likes to lie to me a lot. I mean seriously gasoline theoretically should put out fire due to the fact that it is a liquid. But oh no, thanks to physics apparently gasoline is flammable, so it makes fire bigger. There are also a lot of random conspiracy theories. Like the 23 conspiracy, which is basically someone noticing the number 23 is like everywhere. I mean, what purpose does that serve? A shitty Jim Carey movie; that’s what it fucking serves you.

But hey I guess all of the bad things about the internet are what give it part of its allure, so I’m not going to stop using it. Its little quirks have grown on me after a few years.