The following is a disturbing, yet hilarious conversation I had with one of my friends. Enjoy.
Polaris says:
http://img.420chan.org/b/src/1215133716561.jpg
I lol'd so hard
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
its it work safe?
Polaris says:
Depends, are octopi up people's assholes work-safe?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
dare i click it
Polaris says:
Depends, I found it extremely funny
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
This is the weirdest thing, I have seen, in a long time
Polaris says:
I lol'd so hard though, who the hell decides "oh, I think I'll take a photo of myself with an octopus up my ass?"
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
If the shoe fits. I mean, I'm pretty sure if i had an octopus in my ass, I’d say,
“Might as well”
Polaris says:
Lmao, would you have an octopus in your ass? Unless it happened through some freaky accident
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Probably not, although, it would be funny to say, i have a puss in my ass
Polaris says:
How could that happen accidentally? I slipped and sat on an octopus?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Or, you're a pirate and you were having sex, and suddenly a monster leaps out from behind you and mounts its self in your ass
Polaris says:
Haarr, I dunno', do octopi leap?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Okay, How about this: you're having sex, on the top of a ship like on the deck, and another pirate ship says, “ARRGGHHH HES HAVING HIS WAY.” and then they catapult an octopus at his anus.
Polaris says:
loltalkingpirateship
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
yes
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
it has a mouth
Polaris says:
BUt how the hell would it get jammed in there?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
you're on top, so your ass is like in the air, and it slides in like a swoosh in basketball
Polaris says:
haha
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
and it turns out the octopus is allergic to colons so it swells up and gets stuck
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
i mean, an octopus can fit in the tinyiest of wholes
Polaris says:
How the hell do you know?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
i watched, PMK as a kid
Polaris says:
"Hrr yes I spend my free time fitting octopi into various orifices and holes"
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Hahhahahahahaa, It was on popular mechanics for kids, I know alot of stupid shit because of that show.
For some reason ,i was soo astounded by it
Polaris says:
"And on our next segment, we're going to discuss the procedures for catapulting octopi into people's anuses from a talking ship" That'd be the best thing on TV, ever. Tell me more stupid shit you learned
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Its more of a recolection thing, I remember something about peanut butter ice cream tasting like shit
Polaris says:
I bet it looks like shit too
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
I'd eat it
Polaris says:
Really? I don't like peanut butter anything much :\
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Peanut butter everything is awesome, think about it, whens the last time you tried something with peanut butter, and it was worse.
Polaris says:
peanut butter horsecock
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
it'd be better then normal horsecock
Polaris says:
Depends on how you're thinking of it, are you eating it? Are you being pounded with it? Anally?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
either way, it'd taste better
Polaris says:
Is it horsecock made of peanut butter? Or horsecock covered with peanut butter? Maybe it shoots peanut butter?
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
and it'd slide better
Polaris says:
lmao
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
I don't want to eat peanut butter anymore
Polaris says:
my mission is complete
Polaris says:
now every time you eat peanut butter you'll think of horsecock >:]
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
Actually, right now, I'm smacking my head off of a desk, trying to suppress this memory
Polaris says:
lmao
Polaris says:
God, this is ridikalus
QMav- Happy Birthday Katherine. says:
I think i may post this on my blogger page
